| Sunday, September 27th, 2009 |
| 8:14 am |
strike three, asshole! learn how to properly interact with others while intoxicated or GET THE FUCK OUT AND DIE! a service message from yourself. |
| Saturday, September 12th, 2009 |
| 2:01 pm |
strike two, old boy...strike two. |
| Sunday, July 5th, 2009 |
| 9:08 am |
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| Thursday, June 18th, 2009 |
| 3:59 pm |
lastnight i got a fortune cookie with no fortune inside wtf...i love it |
| Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 |
| 5:55 pm |
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| Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 |
| 1:33 pm |
R.I.P.
Paul Doore we could not have made it without you. you were my best friend, my teacher, and one hell of a drinking buddy. every time i swing an ax, i'll be thinking of you. i know that right now you see me drinking and crying, and we both know it's ok. i'm dealing just fine. i look forward to taking that boat trip out on monterey bay, even though you won't be making the round trip. thank you paul, i love you...we all love you |
| Friday, April 24th, 2009 |
| 2:18 pm |
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| Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 |
| 11:03 pm |
so according to my gay co-worker, i have a gay card...not because i´ve had sex with a man, but because i know and love musicals. go figure |
| Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 |
| 8:39 pm |
karina, both her parents and i have had a few drinks tonight... right now they are giving her some sort of serious lecture, the nature of which i can obviously not understand...my baby can hold her own like king kong, but it seems she´s unable to get a word in edgewise. i hear numbers and casas...house. wtf |
| Saturday, April 4th, 2009 |
| 9:46 pm |
"i´ve got scratches all over my arms one for each day when i fell apart" today is not one of those days...so suck on that, life! also, thank you for the lyrics Mr. Vedder |
| Monday, March 9th, 2009 |
| 6:33 am |
for the first time in my life, i am getting the fuck out of the united states peaceout cali...hello brasil |
| Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 |
| 6:41 pm |
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| Saturday, February 21st, 2009 |
| 4:09 pm |
Dear Dreams, I regret to inform you that i have given up on you. I waited too long and wasted too much time to truly chase you down. but please understand, it's not you, really, it's me. i'm settling. fuck off |
| Friday, February 13th, 2009 |
| 11:19 am |
ok friends, i need opinions. as some of you may or may not know, i'm starting my own handyman business. right now i'm in the process of getting my business license, in order to do so i have to create and submit a 'fictitious business name'. this will be the general and permanent name of my business, it'll be on the side of my work van and on my website, so i have to make it good. i want it simple, clever and easy to remember/ will stick in your head kind of thing. any suggestions? so far i've been toying around with a few... 'Let Scott Fix It' Handyman Service Sunshine Maintenance Rescue Maintenance Ocean Beach Handyman Services what do you got? |
| Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 |
| 12:42 pm |
ever been arrested for playing football at night? i have |
| Sunday, February 8th, 2009 |
| 3:58 pm |
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| Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 |
| 2:37 pm |
this is so what i'm talking about |
| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 |
| 4:16 pm |
uncle scott is in dire need of a vacation. no kids, no cars, no responsibilities. just a bike, a book, a bottle of rum and a sunny day. |
| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 |
| 10:16 am |
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| Sunday, January 18th, 2009 |
| 10:47 am |
ya gotta love drunk poem posts to the tune of catchy songs |